![]() ![]() Juniper: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Tapir: Durian, you literally ate the wax from a babybel.ĭurian: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people. Juniper: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser. Tapir: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Juniper without them noticing?ĭurian: Hey, Juniper, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny. Juniper: Have I ever told you that you cook well? Juniper, watching power lines fall down: Durian, Tapir! The town is exploding and it's very pretty! Juniper: Tapir told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible. Tapir: Juniper is the scariest thing I could think of! Tapir: Why would you give a knife to Juniper?!ĭurian: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween? For what it's worth, I don't think Durian can fight in that dress either.ĭurian: Perhaps not. Tapir: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. Juniper: You don't think I can fight because of my gender! Juniper: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket? Tapir: Juniper, it's four o'clock in the morning. Juniper: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you? Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. one of them carrying a knife for some reason. Juniper: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Juniper: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything. Juniper: *watching their house burn down* Juniper, from across the room: They're the little spoon. Tapir: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Tapir: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.ĭurian: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Juniper. Juniper: And I asked them how fast they could chug an entire bottle.ĭurian, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, LIZARDS!ĭurian: Tapir, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean? *Durian rushes by with an armful of water bottles* Tapir: I feel like we've all done that at least once.ĭurian: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. Tapir: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!ĭurian: It's kind of complicated, but Juniper-ĭurian: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper? Juniper: Welcome to my abode, I'm so happy to have you, guest. Juniper: So eveyrone knows that no one helps them out in the house.ĭurian, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut* Tapir: Why does Durian always do the laundry so loudly? Juniper: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.
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